Former Miss Vermont Does Her Best Hannity Impression

I’m embarrassed for my town (Orlando) but not surprised. She’s a former Miss Vermont, so she’s got a sisterhood thing going with Sarah, no doubt.

Fox News is calling this “The interview EVERYONE is talking about!” and of course mentioning that Obama/Biden have canceled any and all future interviews with WFTV, asking, with biting journalistic incredulity, “Is this what we can expect from an Obama White house? Contempt for the media? Banning of reporters?”

Kind of a strange line of attack from the group who wouldn’t let us see Sarah Doolittle until she’d been properly coached and guaranteed softball questions from the likes of Sean Hannity, Karl Rove’s unrepentant blow-up doll. And McCain campaign just yesterday saying, “We don’t indulge bloggers.” This is also the campaign that regularly throws people off the plane and the bus if they write unfavorable things about John and Sarah.

Get used to it, America. There are two mediums now. One gets thrills up its leg for Obama, the other has a boner for Sarah. Watch CSPAN if you want actual news.

Ashley Todd, Self-Professed Liar

Familiar with Ashley Todd? She's the poor college girl from Texas who went up to Pennsylvania to assist the racists in their campaign against "that one." Ashley found herself on "the wrong side of town," (translation: "there are a lot of colored people walking around over here") and was then savagely beaten by a man who fit the description of Barack Obama after he robbed her of $60, which she had just retrieved from an ATM. The negro man, incensed by Ashley's McCain/Palin bumper sticker, then proceeded to carefully, gently and meticulously carve a backward "B" into her face after roughing her up. She has a black eye, but it's not swollen. She refused medical treatment. She Twittered her entire journey through Black Town in search of an ATM. She has also posted this video on YouTube about the "mean janitor" who was mean to her lovely McCain signs.

The Executive Vice President of Fox News had this to say: "This incident could become a watershed event in the 11 days before the election. If Ms. Todd’s allegations are proven accurate, some voters may revisit their support for Senator Obama, not because they are racists (with due respect to Rep. John Murtha), but because they suddenly feel they do not know enough about the Democratic nominee. If the incident turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting.”

Ashley was the last ditch hope of desperate Republicans and she even received phone calls from Sarah Palin and John McCain, thanking her for her service and sacrifice to the Great White Cause.

Ashley's story is quickly unraveling and the once giant headlines on places like Drudge and Fox News are getting embarrassingly small.

C'mon, Rovians! This is all you have? The "Savage Negro beats White Girl" line from the 1930s?

Here's a note to the Hannitys of the world, bent on repeating Obama's line from the San Fran fundraiser: THERE REALLY ARE RACIST, BITTER AMERICANS OUT THERE. THEY ARE NOT JUST IN PENNSYLVANIA. THEY SOMETIMES GO TO PENNSYLVANIA FROM TEXAS. THEY CLING TO GUNS AND RELIGION. THEY HAVE ANTIPATHY FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE THEM.

It's time for the Republicans to pack up their shit and crawl into a cave and wait for the Black Mob to wear itself out as it roams the streets, looting, raping and setting things ablaze.

Here's a screenshot from Ashley's MySpace.

Joe The Plumber - The Real Story

Thank God for YouTube. Here's the full "confrontation" between Joe The Plumber and Barack Obama. Sean Hannity will never let you see this.



There goes your "socialist" argument, Right Wing Propagandists.

John McCain - Socialist

The research department at The Daily Show is pretty top notch.

And That's Why America Can't Be Called a Christian Nation

General Colin Powell just gave his much-anticipated endorsement of Obama. In his very eloquently worded speech, he shot down the rumors pervasive through email and innuendo that Obama is a Muslim. But he followed it with, "What if he was?" and told the story of a picture he saw of a grieving mother at the grave of her son in Arlington National Cemetery. The grave is the one pictured here.Knowing American Christians as I do, I anticipate an argument that young Kareem was able to practice his faith thanks to the sacrifice of the Christian founding fathers. To them I offer the words of George Washington:

"If they are good workmen, they may be from Asia, Africa or Europe; they may be Mahometans, Jews, Christians of any sect, or they may be Atheists."

Read more about CPL Khan here.

The Spin is at Critical Mass

And I'll just leave it at that. We can let this cartoon do the talking. It's called , "CAPT John Sidney McCain III, USN (Ret.) Meets with his Troops."

Never let it be said again that John McCain doesn't know how to win a war.

Click for the super size

If you aren't disgusted with that has happened in the last couple of days courtesy of Rove, Limbaugh, Medved, Fox News, Hannity and McCain's other assorted students of Goebbels, you should maybe find a time machine and go live in another era.

Crossposted to Where's My Jetpack?

Friend of Terrorists, Baby Killer, Wants to Give Your House to an Undeserving Black Family

As the ship starts to sink, the old Navy veteran is not going to go down easily. It starts tonight on "Hannity's America," a show that is told what to broadcast by Karl Rove, and it will get louder through November 4th, when the last gurgles are heard from this laughably unprofessional and shamelessly dishonorable campaign.

Click it and print it, post it in your yard and wait for it to get stolen

Crossposted to Where's My Jetpack?