This is Why God Hates America
Oh, sure, you can call it wonderful that the parents of the out-of-wedlock child are going to make a go of it and create a better life for their son. You can rejoice in the reconciliation of a couple who have battered one another in the press. You can call it a miracle.
What it truly is is a cold and calculated public relations move to neutralize the threat of Levi Johnston to Sarah's shot at the GOP presidential bid.
We all have our price, and Levi just sold his soul.
"I hope my mom will accept us," says Bristol. As if Mom didn't know there was a photo shoot going on in the front yard with a team from Us magazine. And didn't also set it up. Way to go, Jan Wenner. You were once a respected publisher. Now you're a tool.
This is Idiocracy, where the teenage couple related to a hardly-qualified and talking-point spewing pageant queen can become known only by their first names and appear on the cover of a gossip rag to announce their wedding.
Sadder, much of America cares.